The Winner by Technical Knockout – The Wind

I gave it a good hard fight on my long run today, but I was beaten by Mother (and probably Father) Nature.   Wind gusts of 25 mph whipped through most of NYC today, including my home away from home, Central Park.  Forgive me as I anticipate this being a brief post or a really good one … not sure which yet.

The day started off well enough … sunny and 50*, but the elephant in the park was the wind.  It introduced itself to me on 84th and 5th Ave. (right in front of the Metropolitan Museum) as I was crossing into the park.  A quick 25 mph punch to the face.  Bang!  No alarm bells went off, but I was wary of how this run might play out.  Still, I saw the normal complement of runners for Saturday mid-morning.

After stretching, I hit the asphalt in a measured way.  I warmed up slow, but hit a nice rhythm around the mile 3 and kept it rolling.  An annoying restroom break broke that rhythm, but I completed the first 5.14-mile loop in decent shape at a 8:30ish pace (a bit too fast for an LR, but okay).  The second loop was slower than the first and my confidence was up as I felt better because I had actually slowed down to conserve energy.  As I was starting off on the 3rd loop, I started feeling the after effects of the wind.  That punch I received on the way into the park kept coming and coming and coming.  I thought I had deflected the punches, but that doesn’t make any sense.  I just powered thru them for 10+ miles at this point.  What’s odd is that my legs felt great and lungs remained in my chest, but I was suddenly overcome with this general lethargy.  I felt like I had been slowly tortured with no visible signs, but the damage was done.  Imagine being in a boxing ring but covered up enough to hide any bruising, but still taking the beating of your life.

A sane creature would stop this self-imposed torture at 10+ miles, but that is not in my DNA.  I kept it going.  Since I repeated the first 2 loops, I thought that if I altered my route I might regain some energy in different surroundings.   Did I hit the flat Reservoir Path?  No.  Did I hit the moderately hilly Bridle Path (which is shielded by trees)?  No.  Your hero headed for Harlem Hill … the scene of hill repeats and general destruction.  I don’t know what I was thinking … at this point I thought I was lucid, but must have been absolutely delirious.  To hit my goal mileage for the day I looped around Harlem Hill twice.  The first loop was probably the best I felt the entire run.  However, 3/4 through the second loop I bonked.  Over the remaining mile back to the start of my run I alternated between jogging, running, walking and standing.  I then realized that I stopped sweating.  I wasn’t sure if it was caused by dehydration or the combo of the wind and dropping temps.  I did hit the fountain hard twice and GU’d twice, so I am leaning toward colder weather.  But who knows?

As I stretched out, I tried to dissect what just transpired over 14 miles (9:19 pace).  My legs did not fail me.  I did not run too fast as it turned out.  I know!  I got absolutely brutalized head to toe for over two hours by the forces of nature.

I am a long distance runner.  I am stupid.

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